I had to snip it because we started talking about our jobs; should I tag it with "Chris Evans"?
me: lol i just saw this quote from chris evans and thought of you
"I like Boston girls who shit on me. Not literally."
except in your case it would be literally
by "not literally" he was referring to the boston part
not literally girls who live in boston, but ones born and who have lived near there
me: "i mean, they could be from the general area"
"maybe they live 3 hours away now"
"but they were there in the mid to late 80s"
"you knw, hypothetically"
me: "i mean as long as they have at some point in their lives visited boston and are willing to defecate on me"
me: sdfjhddgfgfg you have no idea how close you just came to owing me a new monitor, job, and life because i almost choked on my diet coke and had to suppress some ridiculous sounds
sounds of defecation of course
Molly: but did you literally defecate
im sitting in my own shit right now
Molly: how are we adults
me: people are sniffing around suspiciously
Molly: what else is new